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Post by Toksyc on May 30, 2006 18:20:35 GMT -5
Got this from someone on DA, and I thought it was really true. This is exactly how ignorant people view everyone. And I'll bold all those which apply to me.
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut. (Applies to my mom)
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight (chubby), so I must likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign.
I'm Cuban, so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin , so I must be easy.
I don't like chicken (but I will eat it), so I must not be black.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm italian, so I must have a big nose.
My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I have (nearly) straight A's, so I must be a boring person.
I'm really into my music, so I must be scene.
I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.
I get along mostly with guys, so I must be fucking them all.
I'm Muslim and i don't like corporate America, i must be a terrorist.
I'm bisexual, so I must be easy and not care who or what I'm doing.
Pretty sad, but very true. Gotta love how Americans view other people. You wont find these sort of thoughts from most other countries.
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Post by Shadow on May 30, 2006 18:32:20 GMT -5
This has been on DA and myspace I did it on Myspace, but I guess I'll do it here as well. All of it just pisses me off. >>
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I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I must likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign.
I'm Cuban, so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin , so I must be easy.
I don't like chicken, so I must not be black.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm italian, so I must have a big nose.
My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I have (nearly) straight A's, so I must be a boring person.
I'm really into my music, so I must be scene.
I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.
I get along mostly with guys, so I must be fucking them all.
I'm Muslim and i don't like corporate America, i must be a terrorist.
I'm bisexual, so I must be easy and not care who or what I'm doing.
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Wow, a lot apply to me. oO About the parents buying me a car, they might do that once I'm old enough. They're getting my sister one. >>
As for the skinny thing, for being so skinny and bony everywhere I eat A LOT. I love food and I'm always eating something unless I can't or if I'm sick. If I'm sick then I hardly eat anything but a few crackers because they taste so good at that time. I eat a lot, but don't drink any fluids so I get dehydrated a lot also. But this isn't because I throw it all up or I work off all of the pounds that I gain, it's because I have really fast metabolism like my dad. My weight hardly changes at all.
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Gaunt
Lupin
Fate is not mine to tell...
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Post by Gaunt on May 30, 2006 21:53:20 GMT -5
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I must likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign.
I'm Cuban, so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin , so I must be easy.
I don't like chicken, so I must not be black.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm italian, so I must have a big nose.
My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I have (nearly) straight A's, so I must be a boring person.
I'm really into my music, so I must be scene.
I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.
I get along mostly with guys, so I must be fucking them all.
I'm Muslim and i don't like corporate America, i must be a terrorist.
I'm bisexual, so I must be easy and not care who or what I'm doing.
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Very few of these even come near me... The main one if the 'being fat' one above there, due to a problem with self control. Well, technically a part of it is a problem with my self control, but I don't care... Give me chocolate or give me DEATH!
Anyways... I am 5'10" tall, about 2 feet wide at the shoulder and chubby, but not in a pear-shaped way. Think more like 'walking tank' kinda thing. The average person off the street, when asked, will claim I look like I weigh around 240-260 pounds. I am actually 400 pounds right on. Reason I look so different is because I am a powerful bastard who used to walk all the time and have very good genetics that let me carry this amount of weight easily. You also don't want to be on the reciving end of a kick... Snap shins like balsa wood, I can...
In all honesty, Stereotypes can;t touch me, because I am dedicated to shattering them like nothing before.
I am a homosexual male, however I have no fashion sense whatsoever, or colour sense beyond the 3 prime colours and two others called 'Plum Crazy' and 'Curious Yellow' which are my favourite colours on my favourite late 1960's MUSCLE CARS. I work on cars for a living now, getting greasy and smelly, not picking colouir swatches and shopping for clothing. I like shooting guns until the barrels are glowing red-hot, not oogling people's arses all day. I know how to catch a fish and hunt and animal. I can have a raw fish in front of me and in the space of 12 seconds have it cleaned and gutted, ready for cooking. I like camping in the rough, with just a tent and a hatchet, not getting pampered and pressed at a bloody spa...
I am the anti-thesis of everything stereotypically gay...
Uh... Except for...
Except for stuff animals... I have a bad weakness for stuffed critters... Luv em...
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Post by Disclaim on May 31, 2006 7:19:33 GMT -5
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I must likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign.
I'm Cuban, so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin , so I must be easy.
I don't like chicken, so I must not be black.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm italian, so I must have a big nose.
My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I have (nearly) straight A's, so I must be a boring person.
I'm really into my music, so I must be scene.
I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.
I get along mostly with guys, so I must be fucking them all.
I'm Muslim and i don't like corporate America, i must be a terrorist.
I'm bisexual, so I must be easy and not care who or what I'm doing.
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Post by Ximera on May 31, 2006 9:56:57 GMT -5
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I must likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign.
I'm Cuban, so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I don't like chicken, so I must not be black.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm italian, so I must have a big nose.
My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I have (nearly) straight A's, so I must be a boring person.
I'm really into my music, so I must be scene.
I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.
I get along mostly with guys, so I must be fucking them all.
I'm Muslim and I don't like corporate America, I must be a terrorist.
I'm bisexual, so I must be easy and not care who or what I'm doing.
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Post by Rouch on May 31, 2006 9:57:20 GMT -5
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists. I'm black, so I must be on welfare. I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty. I'm Asian, so I must be smart. I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy. I'm gay, so I must have AIDS. I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco. I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist. I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut. I'm old, so I probably can't drive. I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch. I'm overweight (chubby), so I must likely have a problem with self control.I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me.I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people. I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.I'm from the south, so I must be white trash. I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy. I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants. I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11. I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino. I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad. I'm athletic, so I must be stupid. I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister. I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.I drink, so something must be wrong. I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore. I'm a punk, so I must do drugs. I'm young, so I must be naive.I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob. I wear black, so I must be gothic.I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign. I'm Cuban, so I must be a good swimmer. I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border. I'm not a virgin , so I must be easy. I don't like chicken (but I will eat it), so I must not be black. I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore. I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut. I'm Italian, so I must have a big nose.My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat. I have (nearly) straight A's, so I must be a boring person. I'm really into my music, so I must be scene.I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore. I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible. I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist. I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention. I get along mostly with guys, so I must be fucking them all.I'm Muslim and i don't like corporate America, i must be a terrorist. I'm bisexual, so I must be easy and not care who or what I'm doing. ----------- I'm surprised how many of these apply to me ; Hell - I've been acussed being a Lesbian/My friends girlfriend, just because we hang out like friends do. It gets rather annoying to have people walk up to you and go, "Are you her girlfriend? You hang out an awful lot!" I'm tempted to slap them. As for the chubby, I'm not dangerously over-weight and most people don't say I look as much as I weigh.
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Wiegraf
Lupin
You smell...
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Post by Wiegraf on May 31, 2006 15:02:59 GMT -5
Haha! Really the one I have to point out is
I am a guy with long hair, so I must be gay.
Seriously, I have longer and prettier hair than most girls do, and EVERYBODY thinks I'm gay. Also because I am in theatre and choir. Yup, wait until they meet my girlfriend lol. Haha. Well that's my shpeel.
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Helligkeit
Lobo
Destruction comes on little cat feet, so beware...
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Post by Helligkeit on May 31, 2006 18:57:44 GMT -5
*Laugh* Karu, most of them are just surprised you have a girlfriend. But yes, anyone calls my Karushi gay while I'm around gets my foot through their face. X3
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut. (Applies to my mom)
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight (chubby), so I must likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign. (I'm going on what Karu tells me on this one.)
I'm Cuban, so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin , so I must be easy.
I don't like chicken (but I will eat it), so I must not be black.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm italian, so I must have a big nose.
My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I have (nearly) straight A's, so I must be a boring person.
I'm really into my music, so I must be scene.
I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.
I get along mostly with guys, so I must be fucking them all. (Most of my friends are guys!! >XP )
I'm Muslim and i don't like corporate America, i must be a terrorist.
I'm bisexual, so I must be easy and not care who or what I'm doing.
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Post by Toksyc on May 31, 2006 20:33:38 GMT -5
Hah XD Boys with long hair are pretty. Though I never think they're gay. In fact, most boys I know with long hair are very not gay XD
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Post by Lazyhell on Jun 2, 2006 20:55:41 GMT -5
*Nods* This is very true! My Karu is the polar opposite of Gay, or else I'd be a guy... *Shivers* Creepy thought...
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Post by Different on Jun 2, 2006 23:43:28 GMT -5
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut.
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight, so I must likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign. ( HAHAHAHA! ME, PRETTY??? )
I'm Cuban, so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I don't like chicken, so I must not be black.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm italian, so I must have a big nose.
My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I have (nearly) straight A's, so I must be a boring person.
I'm really into my music, so I must be scene.
I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.
I get along mostly with guys, so I must be fucking them all.
I'm Muslim and I don't like corporate America, I must be a terrorist.
I'm bisexual, so I must be easy and not care who or what I'm doing.
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Post by Toksyc on Jun 4, 2006 18:16:03 GMT -5
I just noticed something. The one that says "I must be into music, so I must be scene" I think it should be "obscene" XD scene doesn't make sense
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Taz
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Post by Taz on Jun 4, 2006 22:32:15 GMT -5
Oh God... I saw that on myspace a few weeks ago and fell in love.
I'm skinny, so I must be bulemic
I'm emo, so I must cut my wrists.
I'm black, so I must be on welfare.
I'm Hispanic, so I must be dirty.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a fag.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm a lesbian, so I must live in San Francisco.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm a single mom, so I must be a slut. (Applies to my mom)
I'm old, so I probably can't drive.
I'm quiet, so I must be a bitch.
I'm overweight (chubby), so I must likely have a problem with self control.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so there must be something wrong with me.
I'm republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm from the south, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-deppressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a man, so I only want to get into your pants.
I'm a woman, so I must think irrationally.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a 7-11.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage, or be apart of a gaming casino.
I don't live with my child, so I must be a dead beat dad.
I'm athletic, so I must be stupid.
I'm a prep, so I must eat and breathe Abercrombie and Fitch and Hollister.
I'm a teenager, so I must drink and do drugs.
I drink, so something must be wrong.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a whore.
I'm a punk, so I must do drugs.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be gothic.
I'm blonde, so anything that comes out my mouth shouldn't matter because I'm just a stupid ditz.
I'm white, so I must be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm pretty, so I must not be a virign.
I'm Cuban, so I must be a good swimmer.
I'm Mexican, so I must have crossed the border.
I'm not a virgin , so I must be easy.
I don't like chicken (but I will eat it), so I must not be black.
I fell in love with a married man, so I must be a home wreking whore.
I'm a teenage mom, so I must be an irresponsible slut.
I'm italian, so I must have a big nose.
My parents bought me a car, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I have (nearly) straight A's, so I must be a boring person.
I'm really into my music, so I must be scene.
I like black boys, so I must be a fat blonde whore.
I dye my hair crazy colours, so I must be irresponsible.
I'm into theatre and art, so I must be a homosexual.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I'm lonely, so I must just be looking to you for attention.
I get along mostly with guys, so I must be fucking them all.
I'm Muslim and i don't like corporate America, i must be a terrorist.
I'm bisexual, so I must be easy and not care who or what I'm doing.
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